tonight’s the night travis visits the ladies’ parents! sarah tennessee will be eliminated tonight. you heard it here first.

if any of you tuned into the bachelor tonight, you would’ve seen that the one person to get a rose early was sarahfromnashville.

I think we all had a sneaking suspicion about jehan getting eliminated, what with his “hesitation” during their one-on-one date tonight. who knows if it was the whole “ooh I’ve been married before” thing with her that swayed his decision but I really hope that wasn’t the case. that’d be stupid.

tara… we finally saw her not trashed out of her mind for once. too bad it’s the last time we’ll see her (until the final episode that is).

but what’s most important is that susanfromkansas is still in the running! as expected.

so next week travis visits the girls at their homes! man, those parents really grill the poor guy don’t they?

I predict sarah from nashville will get eliminated tonight on the bachelor paris.

I’m sure I’ve mentioned this in the past but every now and then I get totally sucked into a reality tv show. this time around it’s the bachelor: in paris. hell I even have a favorite already! susanfromkansas. having a favorite makes it fun to watch, but it also to have that kind of investment when the rose ceremony comes around. I always threaten to stop watching the show if my favorite is sent home, but I don’t think that’s ever happened (stopped tuning in that is… my favorites never win). in many ways it’s a lot like how I watch the ncaa basketball tournament.

(for the record, my favorite on joe millionaire was alison)

right. so last week’s had one of the best moments in reality tv history that you might have heard of. we were yelling at the tv as allie g marched her ass up to the dude to demand why she didn’t get a rose. fucking hell! I was twisted up in a pretzel from squirming so damn hard.

this week’s episode… a bunch of group dates blah blah and a whole lot of air time for my favorite, susanfromkansas. it was almost as if the producers were like “alright, I need a tight shot on a face. any face.” and BOOM there she would be. at the rose ceremony it got down to one last rose and she hadn’t been called yet. holy fuck I was screaming at the tv threatening stop watching if she’s gone. fortunately for abc (and me) her name was called. of course! we’re safe for one more week at least.

[EDIT]
after asking all of my friends and co-workers it is official that only me, lesley and our friend kerri are the only ones who fucking watch this show.

so how come there wasn’t a realty show based on the proceedings in rome to pick the new pope? think of all the juicy backstabbing and confessional booth diary videos could have taken place! all subtitled, of course.