collegehumor.com does it again with a hilarious clip.

this is pretty much unreal, from the songwriting to the cast. how the hell did they get julianne moore and billy crudup??! henry rollins?!

then play this game.

btw, nsfw.

…hmm, let me try that again.

set phasers to FUN! …ugh, that sucks too.

boldly going where no star trek movie has gone before! … fuck it.

go see star trek.

I went to a friend’s birthday drinks thing this weekend and we got into a conversation about our mutual admiration of refused, namely the best song ever written.

we were chatting tonight and I poked over to youtube to watch the sweet video for the song (above), and that was when I discovered a list of bands that covered it. crazy town? uh, I’ll pass. the used? no thanks. but… who is this comadre?

(keep an eye on the dude in the hat and grey t-shirt on the left of the screen - he goes ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC on air guitar at 3:10)

of the bands covering the song I felt they came the closest in their energy and intent, so I went over to their myspace page and listened to their original songs.

sigh… I’m such a sucker for the lo-fi screamo/hardcore. and with song titles like “hey, holmes, slow down” “the hole in the ship, s.o.s.” “are you guys telling jokes? i like jokes!” and “well damn, if we all ate the berries together we might as well die together” how can you go wrong?

Finally, a meme I can really get behind!

CREATE YOUR BAND NAME & ALBUM COVER:

To Do This

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select “random quotations”
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5 - Post it

I went a little nuts and made 3.

I was introduced to this ridiculously awesome clip yesterday and wanted to share.

…to repeatedly get it on with halle berry.

CNN> Halle Berry: Pregnancy took a lot of work

wow.

I give you sophie ellis-bextor “murder on the dance floor”

espn.com’s page 2 interviewed 2nd year boston celtics point guard delonte west in what he feels constitutes a romantic date. it is mandatory that everyone reads this.

flowers, popeye’s and romance by delonte west

some quotes:

“…we get straight to the point — we eat afterwards because I don’t want to kiss no onions. I don’t want to kiss you tasting like onions and steak and mushrooms and everything.”

“Pop some bottles, some Moet Rose. The red Moet, we ain’t popping no Kristal, it tastes like urination. We ain’t popping no Kris, that’s $500 a bottle. It ain’t that serious.”

“When we’re on the yacht eating, we’re going to have some Popeyes chicken … Yeah, I can wine and dine you, but I’m a little rough around the edges and I’m keeping it real with you. I can be romantic, but this is real, we’re going to eat some chicken tonight. Chicken and biscuits.”