Oh, the Places Antoine’s Shimmy Will Go!

you don’t need to be following the NBA to appreciate this humor. really.

since when did jay mohr start writing for SI.com? today he wrote an article called Four foolproof ways to figure out if your team stinks and holy shit it’s hilarious.

ps- I just found the answer to my question. jay is filling in for a staff writer who’s gone for a month.

matt bonner of the toronto raptors was interviewed in regards to vince carter’s return to toronto since he was traded to new jersey in a much publicized (bitter) trade. this is what he had to say:

“Uh, yeah, I mean, it’s tough to say, woulda, shoulda, coulda, ifs and buts like candy and nuts, you know, you never know. This, that and the other thing. Who knows? You know, there’s a lot of what-ifs. You know, my whole life is a lot of what-ifs.”

this is just awesome.