"this is worse than panic at the disco."
Posted in clip, hilarious, sweet on June 1st, 2007I cannot stop watching this. Super Mario Brothers Frustration.
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my best impression of mitch hedberg.
Posted in hilarious, stupid on January 5th, 2007“I tried out one of those foam memory mattresses… I forgot what it was like.”
special christmas box.
Posted in awesome, clip, hilarious, sweet on December 24th, 2006I wish I’d seen this live on SNL but I can live with having this in my youtube favorites.
are you a mineral?
Posted in and?, awesome, clip, hilarious on December 14th, 2006been crazy hectic at the new job so I haven’t updated this much as you can see.
the only thing I can update you on is this clip. it’s been my life the past week or so.
what happened to me on halloween: in script form.
Posted in hilarious, pet peeve, wtf on November 2nd, 2006EXT. CHINATOWN - OUTSIDE OF NEW GREEN BO RESTAURANT - NIGHT
AJ, wearing an orange t-shirt and a black hoodie as his sole contribution for Halloween, waits for his take-out order of zha jiang mian outside New Green Bo restaurant in Chinatown. He is approached by a young couple who are clearly out-of-towners.
BOYFRIEND
‘Scuse me.
‘Scuse me.
AJ
Yeah?
GIRLFRIEND
Can you tell us where we can find some sushi?
AJ is taken aback by this question. He wonders to himself, is he on Punk’d? These people really don’t know the difference between Chinese and Japanese food? He stares at the two of them for a few awkward moments.
CLOSE UP - AJ
AJ
(incredulous)
Um. You are aware you are in Chinatown?
(incredulous)
Um. You are aware you are in Chinatown?
GIRLFRIEND
But they have that here sometimes.
A quick montage of random people asking for sushi in Chinatown. The store owners all shrug or shake their head no.
AJ
Huh. I really don’t think so.
Huh. I really don’t think so.
BOYFRIEND
Do you know where we can find sushi?
AJ
Uh. The closest spots I can think of are in the East Village.
Do you know where the East Village is?
BOYFRIEND
I think so.
AJ
Okay, then try…
WIDE SHOT - OUTSIDE OF NEW GREEN BO RESTAURANT
AJ is giving directions with plenty of hand gestures. As the couple scurries away in their search for raw fish we see AJ shaking his head ever so disapprovingly. Just then, he is motioned inside the restaurant to pick up his order.
FADE TO BLACK.
thee most hilarious quote of the day.
Posted in hilarious, ridiculous on August 1st, 2006was chatting with my buddy arnold about how it’s so ridiculously hot today and he had this to say:
i passed by bikram yoga and went inside to cool off
WOW.
"dedicated to the misuse of chinese characters in the western culture"
Posted in awesome, hilarious, pet peeve, wtf on April 24th, 2006I came across this brilliant blog today. it’s run by a chinese-born engineering student in the midwest who breaks down photos of chinese character tattoos.
good times.
I got zinged
Posted in hilarious, tech on March 14th, 2006so my buddy ming swung by my desk and saw the gmail feature for gmail chat.
ming: hey wow, gmail doesn’t offer that feature for the mac.
me: (arrogantly) uh, yeah, there’s a lot of shit you don’t get on the mac.
ming: like viruses.
zing.
if you haven’t seen it, then it’s new to you
Posted in awesome, do it, hilarious, sweet on February 16th, 2006
turns out this thing has been around for a few years but no one sent me the link so it’s new to me.
and possibly new to you.
take this out for a spin in williamsburg and you’ll easily set a new record.
so unfortunate
Posted in hilarious, wtf on January 9th, 2006there’s a publishing company out there that shares a name with slang for the ol’ Number Two. so unfortunate.