I wish I’d seen this live on SNL but I can live with having this in my youtube favorites.

yeah so I got a new phone on a new service. it’s got all these great reviews but everyone’s having a bitch of a time hearing what I’m saying! I can hear everyone fine though.

am I holding it all funky? and YES - I removed the little plastic.

so what the fuck? I have a week or so to take it back if I want to exchange it. or learn how to hold this thing right, because evidently I sounded clearly ONCE.

things that are hard to accomplish:

- putting on fitted sheets while talking on the phone
- ironing a fitted shirt

yeah, that’s about it.

been crazy hectic at the new job so I haven’t updated this much as you can see.

the only thing I can update you on is this clip. it’s been my life the past week or so.